Friday, August 28, 2015

Marital Sexts

From me to my husband:

We need toilet paper!!

Milk
Bread
Chalupa shells
Tortillas
Avocado
Salsa

We're here in a booth to the left

Whatever


We're still here. Just started actually, if you want to join us.

One of us needs to stop by Publix on our way home. Should it be me or you?


Lazy ass workers

Milk
Bread
Eggs
Chocolate cake
Huggies Little Movers size 4
Pampers Sensitive wipes.

Like I'm not fucking busy??

I'll suggest it


That's gross babe


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