Wednesday Whatevsday

1. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Nope. That's a dumb idea. I can barely paint my own nails or apply eyeliner.
2. How did that turn out? NA
3. Have you ever sleepwalked? Don't think so, but hubby says I talk in my sleep. Nothing intelligible, thank god.
4. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Nope. I don't think I've had many birthday parties at all in my life, to be honest.
5. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Nope.
6. Are you double jointed? Nope. (This set of questions is pretty blah.)
7. If you could be any age, what age would you be? I've been saying I'm 26 ever since I turned 28, so maybe I subconsciously want to be 26 again? Coincidentally, I was 26 when I got pregnant with my daughter. So it would seem I either want to go back and start all over again having my first child so I can right all my parenting wrongs before they even have the chance to happen; or I want to go back to right before I had any kids and accomplish some things that - well, no, not really. I'm pretty much accomplishing everything I've wanted to even with kids, which many moms would solemnly say is impossible. But it's really, really not. I think my kids have actually motivated me to get stuff accomplished. Without them I'd still be a drunk writing drivel (not that I consider posts like these anything more).
8. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yes. Oh, and I actually did cut my own hair to get it out. Just the one or two chunks, though. I took the above question to mean: have I ever given myself a full-on haircut
9. Do you ride roller coasters? Absolutely fucking not.
10. What's your favorite carnival ride? None of them. I want to burn carnivals down.