Wednesday Whatevsday

1. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? No, my kids do that. I'm 32, not a fiend, and am obnoxious in plenty of other ways. I don't feel compelled to do this. Wait, but maybe I have with alcoholic beverages. But I also ask for everything with little or no ice, and I think it's the ice that causes the slurping problem, so that's also how I avoid being a slurper.
2. What is your biggest pet peeve? Oh shit. Um, people, mostly. Stupid people, people who kill people, people who rape people, people who molest kids; people who park in handicap and/or pregnant mother parking spots; people who are talking about dumb things next to me in restaurants; people who get themselves all nice and fresh for the day but leave their kids looking like dirty orphans; people who don't pick up their dogs' shit in communal areas; people who think its any of their business what other people do with their personal lives; people who don't offer pregnant women their seats; people in cars who don't give people on foot the chance to cross the street... I will probably be coming back to this question for the rest of my life and adding to it. So check back often.
3. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? When I was a kid. I remember doing it at lunch in a milk carton one time and it got all over everything and made my hands sticky so I never wanted to do it again. Wasn't funny, cute, or anything. Wasn't worth it.
4. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? I'd rather eat at In-n-Out or Whataburger. They have the option of getting the meat "well-done." Even then, I get about half way through the burger then pull the beef out and stuff it in my husband's burger and then finish up my burger without any meat. Can't stand the texture of ground beef. It's all grisly and chunky; and at fast food places it's almost always grey. 
5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes, once in high school in my best friend's neighbor's pool in the middle of the night. And once in a hot tub in California. Well, actually, in high school I was only topless, and in California I was only bottomless. So, I guess, no not really.
6. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? FUCK NO.
7. What's the most daring thing you've done? Pushing kids outta my vagina? Kayaking? I don't do daring things. I can't stand them. I talk shit indiscriminately to stupid people at bars when I'm drunk enough. That's pretty dangerous.    
8. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic because I reuse them for the small trashcans around our house, and stuff like that. And they can actually be recycled too, so we recycle the ones we don't save.
9. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. False.
10. Did you have a baby blanket? No, nothing of the sort.